| Take Tom's copyrighted*
paranoia test. Look at this page for 30 seconds. If you start to see a bunch of eyes
looking at you, then you have paranoid tendencies. If you saw lots of eyes right away,
then you are exhibiting full-blown paranoia. If the eyes showed movement, i.e, a
Nixonesque shiftiness, then you need to immediately go to the nearest maximum security
mental institution and check yourself in. Click on any of the sites below to find your kindred spirits. *I'm worried that several multi-national conglomerates will secretly form a cartel to steal it! |
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| The Mind Control Forum. The government has implanted mind control receivers into their heads and is zapping them. | Electromagnetic Mind Control. More mind control by the government--this time in Finland. Sounds like an international conspiracy. |
| Interestingly enough, these two sites don't link to each other. I wonder why? | |
| Paranoia.com These folks are more suspicious than paranoid. (Or, maybe they are paranoid, and so am I!) | Paranoidal Home Page. Somebody just isn't taking paranoia seriously here. The REAL paranoids will teach this guy a lesson. |
| Web of Paranoia. One of those sites that's tough to figure. Would they pass the eyes test? | Art Bell Show. Don't know whether Art will see eyes on this page or not. Most of his guests would, though. And my mom is a fan! Bleahhh!!! |
| Paranoia and Conspiracy. A good repository of sites on conspiracy theories. Worth a visit. | The Charles Manson Site. Paranoia's poster child. What worries me most is we both use a similar background color on our sites. |
| 60 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time. If you look at these things long enough, you just might start to believe... | Terminator3 Armageddon Global conspiracies. More conspiracies than you could shake a stick at. |
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